Thursday, March 6, 2008
Barak Obama, the Haiku Candidate
Remember back in the '80s when Ronald Wilson Reagan was determined to be the Antichrist, because there were 6 letters in each of his first, middle and last names?
Using the same numerological analysis, I have determined that the number of Barak Hussein Obama is 575, thus he is a Haiku.
Barak Obama,
Who wants to be President,
must first beat Clinton.
OK, well that was clever for a few minutes. Until I realized that 'Barak' is actually spelled, 'Barack'. Kinda messes up the numerology, a bit.
So. Nevermind.
Using the same numerological analysis, I have determined that the number of Barak Hussein Obama is 575, thus he is a Haiku.
Barak Obama,
Who wants to be President,
must first beat Clinton.
OK, well that was clever for a few minutes. Until I realized that 'Barak' is actually spelled, 'Barack'. Kinda messes up the numerology, a bit.
So. Nevermind.
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